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He starts the sentence all wrong.

Its impossible to explain it to someone who's never been there. Mostly they just kind of look at you funny and if they want to be cute, crinkle their nose. God I love that.

But, when you talk to someone who gets it, it like bingbingbing. This light goes of off, and everyone in the room turns to look. But only for a second. They would never betray the rules of proper ettiquite. But you and this... thing that... understands. No disclaimer needed my friend!

That's how it's supposed to go Right. I don't know, I think they should do a study.

I mean, love at first sight? Isn't that arcane?

Is there love beyond?

This is why I must buffer myself from the televison. Why didn't I have televison the past four Valentine's Days? I mean, really, I sort of fit in then. I could have used those damn commercials!

No, this is the worst time of year to date and stuff, the media destroys your sense of objectivity.

Not that anyone's an object.

Damn it.

Nevermind.